The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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