check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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