Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I had to cum in my sink.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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