So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Come see our sink grown plant.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Randomize
