And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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