His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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