Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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