you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
