can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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