there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You're like the curious george of whores
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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