he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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