Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
This toilet bowl is my home.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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