he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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