A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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