is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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