I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
home. puking in laundry basket.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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