Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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