Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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