Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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