Its about making memories worth repressing
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
wow bdsm is so cute
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
