I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
