Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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