Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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