he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
