Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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