im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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