The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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