ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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