took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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