HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
bring money and cleavage
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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