Christians are straight up FREAKS
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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