Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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