I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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