omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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