Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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