So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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