I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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