You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You just made me feel so damn special
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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