We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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