How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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