do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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