i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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