The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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