Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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