Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Randomize
