i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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