I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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