I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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