relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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