New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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