We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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