Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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