butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
i drank out of a bidet.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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