My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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