what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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