First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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