Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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